pew pew stick 

Noun. A gun.

I done got my pew pew stick and blasted dat gator.

pew pew stick by Hanky McSpanky June 1, 2020

pew squatter

A stubborn A-hole in church who is sitting at the end of the pew and refuses to scoot down.

This pew squatter refuses to scoot down so we'll have to squeeze by him with our butts in his face. Stubborn A-hole.

pew squatter by Witty Mommy March 31, 2015

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews 

An alternative to taking the browns to the superbowl

Dude, I 'm going to be taking the browns to church and filling up the pews.

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews by Booderness June 21, 2017

pewsagl 

to commit all seven deadly sins in a certain period of time (pride, envy, wrath, sloth, avarice, gluttony, and lust).

My weekend was crazy! I was totally pewsaglin'.

pewsagl by englishnine January 3, 2010

Pews Sauce 

A Lithuanian liquid with an unknown viscosity, purpose, taste, color or production process. It can be used on or applied to anything for an unknown result. Pews Sauce can be used for any of the following; medical, nutrition, erotica, lubricants, hygiene, power source and aerosols.

After Brandon had topped off his engine with pews sauce, he rubbed the remainder of the bottle into his hair giving it a luscious, full look.

Pews Sauce by Sauce Delinquents April 20, 2019

pewsi 

1. adj. gay
2. lame
3. kitschy

why are you driving around in your parents pewsi minivan?

pewsi by amy&chase August 20, 2006

Pewsey 

(; pew-see) noun
also known as p-side

1. big village/small town near swindon in THE SHIRE (wiltshire) composed of pubs, churches and hairdressers
a wide range of florists can also be found and chips, kebabs and takeaways can be purchased at any point of time.

2. a small town supporting the uk alcohol industry, black market and crop circle club
oooh argh!!

"Another glorious day in God's country, Pewsey"

Pewsey by farmer-dave May 25, 2011