Peter Dog 

Cunt who dogs his mates for online girlfriend.

"I'm staying home tonight guys, need to talk to bec"
"you're a Peter Dog!"

Peter Dog by BlizzzX January 29, 2009

Pete the Dog 

Spreading your shitty butt cheeks apart and stamping them around someone's eye.

After dropping an epic taco and tequila splattered deuce in the bathroom, I decided to forego the wipe and gave a "Pete the Dog" to my passed out girlfriend.

Pete the Dog by Ninjee Star July 26, 2012

Petey the Dog

The act of taking your poo covered finger and rubbing a brown circle around the eye of your lover. Like the Dirty Sanchez but involving the right eye of your lover instead of their upper lip.

Bonus points if you say "Darla, do you love me?" afterwards. Extra bonus is she says "Yes!"

She was really special and deserved something to remember me by, so I gave her Petey the Dog.

Petey the Dog by Alfalfa August 3, 2004

Peterdogankyanknho

A man that would rather jack off than be with his woman or even his ho...

He's a peterdogankyanknho

Peterdogankyanknho by Woodkat13 November 16, 2025