Pencil Tits Share definition Flag Someone who's breasts are similar to that of a pencil. Pointy and shit. No one likes pencils. Oh my god... my eye... it burns... I'm never going near your pencil tits again!! Pencil Tits by Spencer/Ben April 9, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Pencil Tits mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch