Pat Jones 

An extraordinarily large male sexual organ.

"Once word got out that my homeboy was workin' with a Pat Jones he had to beat the ladies off with a stick."

Pat Jones by VALIS_GOOSE February 24, 2009

Pat Jones 

A method of convincing somebody you have a larger than normal sex-organ by making an Urban Dictionary post on yourself explaining the prior when in fact your reproduction tools are of Harbor Freight quality nicknamed "micro machines"

Yo, I think that fella just pulled a Pat Jones on that chick, shes totally questioning her iphone and his tiny bulge.

Pat Jones by Patty Mcjones February 26, 2009