Palkoitis 

A mental illness, commonly found in teachers, who have the following symptoms: absent to almost every class, refuses to teach, rarely gives homework, and even more rarely grades it.

Man, my math teacher has a bad case of Palkoitis, he comes in twenty minutes late to every class.

Palkoitis by IHSstudent69 September 4, 2017

Palinitis 

The inflammation and general irritation caused by the media's obsession with Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

I can't go to Google News without getting a case of Palinitis.

Palinitis by Muttley1975 October 17, 2008