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North American 

adj. / n. Canadian.

Usage Note:

This is a technical term frequently and exclusively used by many Canadian politicians and businessmen to refer themselves being as good as Americans, if not better.)
A: Our company is one of the best North American companies.
B: I knew you are American from the way you speak. Are you from the north part of America?
A: No, to the north of America.
B: Oh, you are Canadian.
North American by Outsidebox January 3, 2011

North American 

A person who resides in or hails from the USA or Canada. This term is only used by Canadians, who use it in order to feel like Canada and the US are part of the same thing while most US citizens tend to forget about Canada. Canadians use this term with total disregard for the fact that the continent of North America also includes the nations of Mexico, Belize, Nicaraugua, Costa Rica, Panama, etc. But the people who live in those countries aren't, you know, white.
LCD Soundsystem: "We are North American scum."

USA-type person: "So... You're Canadian, then?"

LCD: "Ummmm"
North American by Dj Licious June 22, 2009

North American Pavement Ape 

It's a shame these North American Pavement Apes bring human black people down.

North American Pavement Ape 

A derogatory term for an American of African descent, typically who you would call "gangstas" and see in the "hood" or "ghetto." They are addressed as such since they spend most of their lives in the wild - mainly lurking in alleys and selling crack or mugging people. You can catch them off guard during the day by offering them grape soda.
Dude, did you see those niggers back there?

Be specific! Those are North American Pavement Apes!

north American cock gobbler

A girl in a bar wearing pink jumpsuit with something written on the ass with ugg boots. Her mating call is can I have more shots or yes I will join the wet t shirt contest. Also sporting a tramp stamp and a thong.
Look at that north American cock gobbler at the bar she is trashed I can probably take home and nail her.

North American Glitter Slug 

Strippers, or Erotic Dancers in North America frequently wear excessive amounts of vanilla scented glitter infused lotion all over their bodies. This is caused when a person visits a strip club and after a lap dance the stripper leaves a wet spot on the customer's leg made up of vagina secretions laced with glitter from the lotion.
All I got for 80 bucks was a North American Glitter Slug on my leg.