No Shmeat Share definition Flag The alternate version of saying you have no penis but with the bobby Shmurda Sh in front of meat This guy went out with my bestfriend and she told me he had no shmeat. No Shmeat by Shhhhheannnnnnn Hughes March 22, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the No Shmeat mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch