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A phrase used when committing a potentially homosexual act, as to assure your straightness to your group of friends.

If you must come in close proximity and/or physically touch another male in a homosexual way, "no fag" can be called to straighten the following action.
(Your drink is on the opposite side of the guy sitting next to you)

You: No fag (Reach across his lap to grab your drink)
Other guy: Good thing you called "no fag," cause I would have kicked your ass.

When two guys stumble upon a horny, drunk girl, 'no fag' may be used to justify a heterosexual threesome.
No Fag by No Fagger September 14, 2008
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A phrase used when committing a potentially homosexual act, as to assure your straightness to your group of friends.

If you must come in close proximity and/or physically touch another male in a homosexual way, "no fag" can be called to straighten the following action.
(Your drink is on the opposite side of the guy sitting next to you)

You: No fag (Reach across his lap to grab your drink)
Other guy: Good thing you called "no fag," cause I would have kicked your ass.

When two guys stumble upon a horny, drunk girl, 'no fag' may be used to justify a heterosexual threesome.
No Fag by No Fagger August 16, 2006

No Fag Left Behind Law

Society is not happy with kids growing up straight anymore, so they must put them through numerous bullshit encounters with fake-happy cocksuckers. If a child chooses to be straight, which is normal and humane, he or she is forced, by the media, to endure the belly-aches that come from watching and reading about fags and how it is OK to suck cock, even if you have a mustache.
You only think you like girls, Johnny. According to the new NFLB Law, you must watch MTV and other fag channels before you can be a real boy and play Baseball or Football.

No Fag Left Behind Law

A law made by fags to recruit more fags, or to make established fags happy...it has benefits as well(for fags)...somewhat like how the Army uses thr GI Bill
Hey Jimmy, it looks like Mr. Harris watched a little too much MTv in his day, for the NFLB law has swept him away.
--no more belly aches and pains I say...the NFLB Law must go away

No way fag 

A term used by Leon S. Kennedy (of Resident Evil fame) when rebuffing the sexual advances of a woman. Can be used as a general response towards any request or demand made.
No way fag by 121gws May 22, 2021

No Fagetry 

When one says something completely gay, but ends the sentence with "No Fagetry" and it is alright. The term eliminates all fagetry from what was said.
Man you look so good today...no fagetry.
No Fagetry by -YaR- June 11, 2007

No Faggot February 

This is the month where you cannot say faggot , faguette , and other form of offensive gay terms. If said you will have to eat your homies ass
“Yooo wassup FAGGOT!” - Jerald
“You can’t say that it’s No Faggot February.” - Mutombe
“Aight faggot ig ima eatcha ass.” - Jerald