Ninja Monkeys

minions of evil usally working for little more than bananas

good samuri: i will defete you!!

bad samuri: we'll see if you can get past my NINJA MONKEYS!!!

Ninja Monkeys by Matt-man September 17, 2004

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flying ninja monkeys

The ultimate power in the universe known to man. Superior to anything else used for combat, including people and devices.

Don't piss Corby off or he'll send his Flying Ninja Monkeys after you!

flying ninja monkeys by V-Man December 14, 2004

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flying ninja monkeys

Flying Ninja Monkeys(AKA FNM's) were once the dominant race on this planet...however after hundreds of years of war between them and Flying Ninja Gorillas(AKA FNG's-see Flying Ninja Gorrilas for definition) the FNM's decided to hide their survivors and reamin in secrecy...only recently has their been rhumours of 2 wise men known as Corby And Vahon, have been able to command these FNM's...i was among the first to fall to their extreme power...WARNING: let no force ever underestimate their power.

Bushes presence in Iraq is not only for the oil....that is a cover story....he is looking for the power to control FNM's and FNG's

flying ninja monkeys by Victum Of Their Wrath January 4, 2005

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Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey

It is said that the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey is the only thing in existence that can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. This creature dwells in the deepest areas of the amazon rainforest feasting on various fruits and plants. Standing 12 feet tall and armed with an arsenal of pirate weapons and ninja skills it is quite simply the most deadly animal on the planet.

*WARNING*

Stay away, extremely dangerous DO NOT APPROACH under any circumstances

None available, nobody has ever been near the Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey and survived.

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Purple Pirate Ninja Monkey by Genuine Chocolate Face December 21, 2010