Nick clarke 

A common sexual term in Newfoundland where homosexual men stick their fingers up their ass and claim to not be gay and sexually harass women

Oh boy he's doing the Nick Clarke again

Nick clarke by Beltjitsumaster April 27, 2019

Nick Bren-Clarke 

This man once took on the world with just a can of rexona dry and ended up blowing up a bin. Not just did he blow up a bin but he blew his way into people's hearts. Being called a Nick Bren-Clarke is a great honour, it means that you are a person of great courage but you lack the ability to think entirely good.

Did you hear about that guy who saved the world but lost his legs in the process?

Yeah he was a real Nick Bren-Clarke.

Nick Bren-Clarke by hairy_sack_of_justice August 3, 2011