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New Caney 

Some people are sadly mistaken about this little town, it is not just a little hick town. The one thing about this town is that there are more drugs than people in this crazy ass town. If you need anything this town has it, gaurenteed. There is also a wide range of races in this town everything from gangsters to rednecks live here. There is alot of rumors going around that that town is nothing but a little hick town, but you are very mistaken. There is alot to offer in this town, after all, I should know because I lived there for 15 years, and I wish I were still there instead of this suburb of Dallas called Allen, TX.
In New Caney there are people of all origins like
rednecks, gangsters, wanksters, Mexicans, and Hotties.
New Caney by Jeremy Wilson December 24, 2005
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New Caney 

The badlands far northeast of Houston, Texas. It is a tragic little town full of rednecks, mullets, and goats.
"I reckon a nigger lover got lynched just last week in New Caney!"
New Caney by Kaheem October 16, 2005

New England Candy cane 

When a guy fucks a girl on her period and he pulls it out of her pussy and it looks like a candy cane because of the blood
yeah i heard he period fucked hear and he had a new england candy cane

New York Rock Candy

The act of a girl shitting on your penis and waiting for it to dry until it becomes crusty and then often fucking it afterwords.
Omg that girl gave me the New York rock candy last night.