Skip to main content

Netherite Hoe 

|Achievement Unlocked!| Serious Dedication

Use a netherite ingot to upgrade a hoe, and then reevaluate your life choices.
Steve 1: Hey look i made a netherite hoe
Steve 2: wtf dude you made the most useless item in the game. WHY in the world would you make a netherite hoe?!
Steve 1: I have nothing else to do Sad face :C
Netherite Hoe by Herr Leutnant February 4, 2021

Netherite 

Fictional alloy, which is stronger than diamonds, in the videogame, Minecraft. You find debris in the dimension "Nether" and can convert that to netherite scrap which you combine with gold to make this godlike material. With this, you can make any tool/armor, that you normally can with diamonds and iron. You can also make blocks of netherite. Netherite was added into the game in 2020's "The Nether Update" and made diamond a weird middleman for many in the progression tree of Minecraft.

Note that there is an in-game achievement for crafting a netherite hoe in the game, "Serious Dedication", widely considered the most useless item in the game.
"1v1 me bro, I got diamonds"
"You fool! I have already reached the much superior netherite stage"
"Oh no! Show mercy!"
Netherite by MasterMysterie October 24, 2020

Netherite 

It might be better then Dimonds but dimonds are always the best
Person 1: I found Netherite!
Person 2: Dimonds are still the best

nethered 

When you consume too much alcohol in the Netherlands. Also defined as the next morning after heavy drinking and you have a major hangover - this is derived from the words "weathered and Netherlands".
Damn Savannah I'm so nethered right now after those two pints of Heineken; Daniel and I were so nethered the next day, we felt terrible.
nethered by Poopy Butts July 5, 2016

Netherfield 

A town located to the South East of Nottingham, UK. Located close to a sewage
works it's famous for smelling of shit, Beer and body odour. The people are mostly baby breeding slappers, knuckle scraping men/apes and anti-social youth.
Hi, where do you live?

"I live in Netherfield"

Ohhhh, that's why you smell like shit is it?

"Yea"
Netherfield by Dr James Kane June 11, 2004

netherbeast

usually a sexually frustrated gravy monger, who wets the bed and has colon difficulties. commonly known as the hairy necktard.
ex. netherbeast was seen masturbating while eating fish sticks. fucking necktard.
ex. fuck yourself. or netherbeast hotdogs
netherbeast by turduckingggyu October 8, 2007