Neighbor’s Dog 

The worst thing that has ever happened to you. Responsible for many sleepless nights and unproductive days. Will not stop shitting on your lawn. Will not stop attacking you when you’re just trying to walk in the neighborhood. Worst of all, he’s the one who got your 6 month old Yorkie pregnant.

My life has been a living hell ever since my neighbors got a dog. The neighbor’s dog has messed up many aspects of my life. I can’t sit in peace in my own yard.

Neighbor’s Dog by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020

Pumpin the neighbor’s dog

Screwing off, slacking, etc.

Dude, where you been? Pumpin the neighbor’s dog? We got work to do

Pumpin the neighbor’s dog by Doc Fitz March 2, 2019

your neighbors dog 

A new add-on to the ever so classic burn list. It now goes like this:
you
your face
your mom
your mom's face
your mom's face on a good day
your neighbors dog
you are my neighbor's dog

random, yes. stupid, yes. fun to use to piss people off? yes.

p1: You are a fat stupid hobo.
p2: You are my neighbors dog. OHHHHH

your neighbors dog by Yonnie May 5, 2005