Musty Mit 

When you fart in a baseball glove and then cover someone's face with it.

I couldn't believe that Steve made that error out there, so when we were headed back to the dugout I farted in my glove and gave him my musty mit.

Musty Mit by Mrbojangles856 July 21, 2012

musty mitten

dirty ass pussy; usually old and hairy

Damn, after 2 hours at the gym, Jessica suffered a heavy dose of the musty mitten.

musty mitten by jesx95 February 9, 2014

Musky Mitten 

The art of wiping sweat of your nuts then slapping a douche wagon in the face.

For best results: Have super sweaty nuts. Cup your hand to increase the ball sweat to hand ratio. Slap said douche wagon when their mouth is open.

That fuck stick really fucked us at practice. I'm gonna give him a musky mitten after he gets out the shower.

Musky Mitten by Your Mother My Hoe March 25, 2017

must smart a mite 

A cowboy's humorous statement understating a severe physical mishap.

Billy Bob got trampled by a bull at the rodeo! Now that must smart a mite!

must smart a mite by I, Wreckerrr November 1, 2020