Moldy's Law

Give someone the chance to be stupid, and they will take it.

"Trump needs to have his phone taken away. Otherwise, Moldy's Law will mean he will get on Twitter."

Moldy's Law by Mojo1936 May 20, 2019

Moldy’s 

A woman who runs from accountability and has nothing to offer but looks.

Those moldy’s say they want a traditional husband but won’t admit their wrong doings and think all they have to do is show up with looks and that’s good enough for his empire to be handed over!

Moldy’s by D worx August 20, 2021

Moldy Shorts 

Fan slang for Voldemort, from the Harry Potter series.

The second war with Voldemort would have gone much easier if the light side had just called him Moldy Shorts.

Moldy Shorts by Bibliophile3 November 5, 2010

Moody Swag 

The kind of swag that only Rudy Moody can have. All the girls love it

Look at Rudy with his Moody swag going. He's going to get some pussy tonight!

Moody Swag by We Jerkin July 16, 2010

port moody secondary school 

"a secondary school with a diverse student population (57% of students are of asian descent)"
It is infamous and renowned for its overcrowded library (78% of students are asian, 96% are IB students)

half of korea has migrated to Port Moody Secondary School

port moody secondary school by IB BETTER January 6, 2009

mouldy sausage 

The state of ones penis after a heavy bout of profuse masturbation.

The times when you need to wank but simply cannot climax. You are in the state of perpetual soft-on. Excessive masturbation can lead to a grimy, chapped and bruised penis. Once in this state it is said to resemble an out of date raw pork sausage.

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Wanking more than 10 times a day can almost certainly lead to a mouldy sausage.

Steve's in the back room giving himself a mouldy sausage.

mouldy sausage by Steve Cee. April 5, 2007

Moldy Shoulder 

The Moldy Shoulder, commonly referred to as the Moldy Shouldy, is waiting for someone to fall asleep and then ejaculating on their shoulder without waking or alerting them in the morning.

"Dude my girl stole a handful of my fries yesterday, so I gave her a fucking Moldy Shoulder!"

Moldy Shoulder by DaSoullessOne July 8, 2019