Mike Hike 

The subtle act of walking into the woods, only to be gripped on the shoulders by leathery carpenter’s hands and sodomized with a floppy picklesque piece of birch and or maple.

Mike : hey Brandon! Why don’t you go take a Mike hike you buttslut?
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)

Mike Hike by Cody Bustaloady March 18, 2020

take a hike mike 

Polite version of GTFO. Used to say someone to beat the outtahere. It's mostly used to tell someone that an affair or crush is over.

it has been good gal, but now let's take a hike mike.

take a hike mike by fmattos September 12, 2016

take a hike mike 

When mike pisses you off to much, you just have to tell him to leave - derived from take a swim Pim. Is multi-functional, can be used to tell anybody seriously or affectionately to fuck right off.

Person 1 - Isnt it time to go home ben? You've had 10 pints.

Person 2 - Take a hike mike, im in this for the whitey.

take a hike mike by mikethehiker February 21, 2017

Tax Hike Mike

A nickname for the politician Mike Huckabee

Tax Hike Mike raised taxes again.

Tax Hike Mike by Sir Hotbod Handsomeface January 8, 2009