Memphysema

The medical diagnosis used when one becomes emotionally choked up, short of breath, or otherwise breathing-impaired over a sad Elvis Presley song.

Mary suffered a short spell of Memphysema when she heard "Blue Christmas" after her break up with Tom.

Memphysema by BoquillasKid August 20, 2009

MEMPHISMANE

THE GOD OF GODS

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT MEMPHISMANE HIS BEATS MADE ME CUM

MEMPHISMANE by JOEONABOAT March 19, 2021

hemphysema 

The lung disease you get from smoking weed for a very long time.

My uncle Tom ended up dying at 56 from hemphysema. Dude was baked since high school.

hemphysema by econobiz February 25, 2008

Emphysema Bend

The infamous "bend" to a cigarette; typically used by incoherent white trash and scourges.

The hick handed me a cigarette that was bent in 2 different places, it had the emphysema bend.

Emphysema Bend by brupp December 4, 2017

Hemphysema 

A disease that can lead to bloodshot eyes, chronic cough, and an uncontrollable increase in appetite. Usually self treatable, no health screening required.

Snoop had to take a break from the homies for a while, he gained 10 pounds in the last 2 weeks and he’s gone through 3 bottles of Visine, Chris ain’t no doctor but swears he’s got Hemphysema.

Hemphysema by Ghini October 26, 2020