Melon John

Used in place of "black person". See also moon cricket

Check out that melon john chewin' on a jungle plum.

Melon John by Satelite Dish January 7, 2006

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melon-g-johns

a long john with room on the sides for titties

she falls asleep with me placing her titties in my long johns where her mum sew in bulges on the sides. we call em melon-g-johns.

melon-g-johns by Krkič August 12, 2019

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Melon John • melon-g-johns • John Mclon • melon head • Melon Farmers • Melon Balling • Melon Bag • Melon muncher • melon party • Melon Time

John Mclon

Something you say to weird people out so they leave you alone.

John Mclon

John Mclon by John Mclon May 14, 2022

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