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McCreeper 

When an extremely intoxicated male comes up to you at McDonalds using some form of fake accent offering to buy you breakfast, and of course you say yes because who doesn't want free breakfast. And then you are entirely too drunk to drive home so you pass out on McCreepers couch and he consistantly wakes you up asking "are you asleep" you then find some random reason to jump up and go home like "oh I left the stove on" or "I have a cheerleading thing in an hour" The McCreeper then calls your phone 8 times a night for a week and you never answer or return their call once.
Girl: "Haha I just got this McCreeper to buy me breakfast"

Girl's Friend: "What a tool"
McCreeper by HotPieceOAss March 4, 2009
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Creepy McCreeperson 

An individual who needs women like air.....every single female he sees is free game to hit on to the point of repulsion. Creepy smile, darting eyes, and exposed neck muscles when in full creeping form. Impossible to hang out with due to obsession with attempting to hit on opposite sex. This may sound appealing to be a wing man.....but be very careful as to not be connected to this individual in the minds of females.......guilt by association could be lethal. If you are looking for this individual check all old model vans...(especially with no windows in the back) and/or light colored Infinities.
I went to lunch with a Creepy McCreeperson and he offended the waitress to the point I know she spit in our food. What a creep.
Creepy McCreeperson by twan August 16, 2004

McCrapper 

A restroom facility at a McDonald's restaurant. Travelers who need to pee (or crap) frequently do so at McDonald's and enter the restaurant solely for this purpose, without buying any food.
Thank God there's a McDonald's at the next exit. I really have to use the McCrapper!
McCrapper by m0101 November 18, 2013

Creepy McCreeperton 

A creepy person. Usually appears in a party-like setting.
"That guy is a Creepy McCreeperton

mycreeper 

Someone who studies certain peoples myspace page. Considered by some a borderline stalker. Mycreepers usually know more about the person than that person's own best friend.
Example 1:

Dude 1: Yo i put up a new pic on myspace, then Jen left me a new comment about it 2 minutes later. She has done that now the last three times I posted new pictures.
Dude 2: I told you she was a class five clinger, she is always mycreepin' bro.
Dude 1: I would delete her from my friends list, but I don't know what she would do, biatch is crazy.

Example 2:

Emo 1: I deleted Jon from my top friends and he called me all sad because he thought I didn't wanna be friends at all anymore. (tear)
Emo 2: Not only does he creep people out in real life, but he is definitely a mycreeper too. (2 tears)
mycreeper by Trav907 December 21, 2007

creeper MCcreeperson 

The creepiest of all creeps! These ppl are generally male and tend to think talking to girls about how much they drink is a good thing. It can also be, but very rarely related to a girl who seems unable to close her legs.
He was such a creeper MCcreeperson, he thought I wanted to know he gets drunk off 2 beers.

mccreepy 

a cute guy you like to hook up with but whom you also know is sort of slimy so you know you really shouldn't. creepy + mcdreamy = mccreepy
I crave McMuffins, McNuggets... and McCreepy. They're all bad for me, but oh so delicious!
mccreepy by Queen_B January 1, 2009