Matzerilla 

One who make an unnecessary Italian suggestion

Barry: Wow, I'm full as fuck, that nine course meal was too much for me

Jimm: Yeh that's true, but shall I just get sum Spaghetti?

Barry: WTF! You Matzerilla

Chin Yang Shei: I think Jimmy has a point tho

Barry: You chink!

Chin: That was uncalled for, but hey shall I go and get out my pot of bolagnase?

Barry: Matzerillas the lot of you!

Matzerilla by The Decoy Gay August 9, 2006

Materialality

To have sexual intercourse with an inanimate manmade object, typically a chair, wall, or couch.

Its different from dry humping, because it gives the object "feelings" in a sense.

Imani:"You humped a chair!"
Margot: "You humped a plastic alligator! Thats beastiality, which is worse!"
Imani: "No, its Materialality, both of us humped an inanimate object, dummy!"

Materialality by rana_r_u November 8, 2019

motzerella

The desire to have EP deep inside peaches resulting in simultaneous orgasm.

When you add motzerella to lasagna it increases ones appetite and desire to have EP deep inside peaches.

motzerella by Monkey69bunny81 October 20, 2013