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Martanian Bearcrawl 

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.
Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.
Not quite man
Not quite woman
Not quite human
10% ballerina
100% testosterone
Wow, what a Mantonia.
Mantonia by Erik Purple January 14, 2008
The place where all the asshats on MySpace come to get owned by the awesome El Presidente. If you are a whiner or offended easily do not enter! The Great State of MANtana consists of it's regular citizens, i.e. the men, and also it's breasted citizens, i.e. the most beautiful women on the planet.
"Sue... did you see the new MANtana blog?"
"Yeah, I sent hate mail to the writer, and he called me names and made me cry."
MANtana by Sunshine! January 12, 2009

mantasia 

The online nickname for American Idol 3 winner Fantasia Barrino, mainly because she is a piece of ghetto trash, looks like a man and sucks at singing.

See also: 'Mantasia Burrito'
Damn, I heard Mantasia is singing on the AI results show tonight. Just a warning in advance.
mantasia by Neleh's Goodies May 15, 2008
Man Mania. All male orgy, typically themed and consisting of 5 or more men. Also used as an insult for a group of young straight males.
(directed at a group of young males) Throw in some assless chaps and a few double sided dildos, and you've fallen into a frenzied manania.
Manania by EmbarassedIknowthis February 10, 2007
Mantana is an internet gang comprised of losers and rejects who back pat each other to look cool. They say things just to be offensive and outrageous, but mostly come off looking like douches.

They can be found on MySpace and Facebook trying to maintain any semblance of relevance.
Hey, did you see what Mantana said about Haiti? Yeah those little jerk offs always have something stupid to say.
mantana by CarlCannabis January 25, 2011