Man Waltz 

Noun. The choreographed almost dance-like movements of men as they either navigate furniture into or out of a home, the description stems from the readjusting and navigating of corners making the movements resemble a sort of very slow waltz.

"This couch is huge!"
"Its going to be close, but I think we will be able to man waltz it in without scraping the leather."

Man Waltz by muscledummie April 15, 2010

one man waltz 

It is simply the act of masturbating.

Hey, I'm gunna go take a shower and do the one man waltz.

one man waltz by 'The' Ace February 1, 2005

one-man waltz 

The elegantly clumsy performance of standing up and stumbling, or, generally, standing as if one's feet were being shot at, while sufficiently drunk.

He'd had six scotches and soda while sitting down: upon standing, he performed a one-man waltz.

one-man waltz by Chrysostom January 12, 2013