Man Ruler 

A ruler that for every inch beyond 5 inches, the actual length of each segment shrinks by half, leading to a severely exaggerated final measurement.

It is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.

Whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.

John: "Yeah man, I've got a huge tool!"

Pat: "Is that so? I have my doubts."

John: "NINE THROBBING INCHES BUDDY!" *unzips fly*

Pat: "I see you've been using the Man Ruler again."

Man Ruler by RandomBrowser April 10, 2012

man rule

Any unwritten rule of man that is understood by all heterosexual men as being law.

"Always look forward and at eye-level when in the men's locker room".

Jeremy broke the locker room "man rule" and practiced dudity when he looked at Mike's ass while he was changing clothes.

man rule by Dr. Biggoms December 25, 2008

naked man rule 

If you take a chick (if you're a guy)out on a date and it isn't going too well then take her back to your place. Then when she goes to the toilet strip down bollock naked and when she comes out, 2 out of 3 times you get laid.

Three guys go on a triple blind date
they each take their respective partners back to their flats and they meet up the next day.
1st guy: did you do the naked man rule?
2nd guy: Yeah . it worked BOOM
3rd guy: for me third guy unlucky

naked man rule by vulture boi April 30, 2009

Two man rule

An aid for young straight males in order to define the age of a young looking peice of ass.
It is often done silently, accompanied by a knowing smirk, and a 'thumbs-up' by at least two people. It is now considered to be ok to go 'tap that ass'.
It'll hold up in court as well.

Jed: Look at that mate! she looks a bit young though....

Gaz: I'll TWO MAN RULE it.. (knowing smile, thumb up)

Jed: Allllrrrright! (Thumb up)

Two man rule by Jeddycakes September 17, 2006

2-Man Rule 

The sacred rule of Discord vc: If two guys are alone in the voice chat, it is gay.

Guy 1: Hey man, want to play some Valorant
Guy 2: Sure, if we get a 3rd
Guy 2: What why?
Guy 1: It's the 2-Man Rule dude

2-Man Rule by Lordrick J Cordrick April 25, 2022

Man Love Rules OK 

A funny phrase James May wrote on the side of Richard Hammond's pickup truck for the US Special of the BBC series Top Gear. This phrase became popular for them almost getting shot by people in Alabama. During a fuel stop they were confronted by "rednecks", who were offended by the slogans causing the crew and presenters to flee.

James May: *writes "Man Love Rules OK" on the side of Hammond's pickup truck*
Jeremy Clarkson: "what you've done James, is killed your friend..."

*later in Alabama*

Woman: Now, are y'all gay looking to see how long it takes to get beat up in a hick town?
Jeremy Clarkson: I am running for the border.
Richard Hammond: They could have killed us!
Jeremy Clarkson: I honestly believe that in certain parts of America now, people have started to mate with vegetables.

Man Love Rules OK by Julian-does-a-lot November 12, 2022

Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code 

Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code states, "If an adequately attractive female is within your presence, you are obligated to ask to view said female's breasts."

"Hello Miss. By Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code, you are adequately attractive, and as such, may I view your breasts?"

Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code by rastyhaf March 9, 2019