Lisa Turtle 

Being the only black person in a group of white people

I would run for congress but I don't want to be a Lisa Turtle.

Lisa Turtle by Thisguy34 September 6, 2013

The Lisa Turtle 

When performing anal intercourse and climaxing within the rectum, one allows his penis to deflate while still inside their lover. Once the penis is flaccid the catcher would then excrete the penis much like a log of fecal matter or soft serve ice cream.

Tom screamed "shit my dick out" to Miranda as she treated his limp penis like a piece of feces and pinched it out. The Lisa Turtle was born...

The Lisa Turtle by poopdarichard October 1, 2009