Life Pain 

The emotional and or mental pain one feels from events happening in their life at any given time.

Measured on a daily basis, on a 1-10 scale, 10 being worst. Things that contribute to Life Pain would include girlfriends/wives, kids, job, self-image, substance abuse etc.

So today my wife tells me she's leaving me, my car asploded on the freeway, and I found out my kid is snorting more coke than Scarface. Yeah my life pain is about a 9/10 today. How's yours?

Life Pain by Onyx July 19, 2005

life is pain 

especially for men

life is pain

life is pain by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023

Life is pain, Princess 

A declaration made by Wesley (disguised as the Dread Pirate Roberts) to Buttercup in The Princess Bride

Buttercup: “You mock my pain!”
Wesley: “Life is pain, Princess! Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.”

Life is pain, Princess by Dr. Sago March 6, 2019

Lifepain 

(lahyfpeyn) - noun: A term to quantify the amount of anguish and torment present in your life. Usually expressed on a scale of 1-10, although other scales can be used. Sometimes also referred as a being's lifepain index.

- "How you doing today man?" "My lifepain is high, FML!"

- "Ugh, on a scale of 1-10 my lifepain is an 11 today."

Lifepain by Hatta March 17, 2011