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LickFlurry 

The despicable act of ordering an ice cream cone and/or McFlurry at a McDonald's drive-thru and immediately after ordering the aforementioned item(s), receiving oral sex in an attempt to finish before the item(s) are attained and blowing your milky load in the head-giving female's face like a good old-fashioned flurry of snow in a mid-winter Michigan blizzard as you receive your ice cream from the unsuspecting drive-thru tenant.
I was working the night shift at McDonald's last night and this guy ordered a LickFlurry. He painted the window with his snowy-white water with pulp.

"Yo, how was your late night snack with that skeleton titties girl last night?"

"Oh man, it was awesome. I ordered a LickFlurry and good thing she did not have a gag reflex because I shot the biggest blizzard of jizz she had ever seen as we got our Rolo McFlurry."
LickFlurry by squinta August 13, 2012
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Dickflurry 

When you're banging a chick, take a shit in her mouth, then proceed to piss in it. Then, use your dick as a stirring straw and put it in her mouth to mix the shit with the piss. Then nut in her mouth. And to top it off, punch her in the face and make sure the blood drips into her mouth and mixes in with the shit, piss and cum. I give you, the Dickflurry.
This one chick here dow, I gave how a Dickflurry foww showw.
Dickflurry by DillingerXXX January 13, 2011
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Dickflurry 

Upon Ejaculation, Spin your dick in a helicopter in a clockwise motion onto your partners face.
"How you like my Dickflurry bitch"
Dickflurry by Knoptic July 5, 2012

Dickflurry 

When you take that girls tity milk and mix that with your jizz. Then, you freeze the mixture and serve it as a delicious frozen dairy treat.
"excuse me, can I take your order"-Mcdonalds worker
"yeah, hit me up with something new on the menu"-customer
"oh yeah I got something for u. It that new shit, the dickflurry"
"dope"
Dickflurry by dirtydderaj March 30, 2015
Many sororities are filled with licklury.
Licklury by PlasticWater September 14, 2021