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Lennart Poettering

A somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from Germany, Lennart Poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as Pulsations of Autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while fucking his uncle's Porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and Systems Down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).
I picked up this new book at Barnes and Noble, but it says that Lennart Poettering is required reading so I'm taking it back.
Someone who’s chill and gets along with everyone.

He is a good friend and always brings positivity into your day.

He’s loyal and considerate with a kind heart and a stubborn mind.

His strength and morals are admireable. He is just a good person overall and you are lucky to know him.
Stop being as stubborn as a Lennart..
Lennart by aspaleassnowwhite September 10, 2020
the hottest boy but still dependable. he gets girls everywhere. girls love him
oh my god Lennart is so hot
lennart by baby boy jay October 11, 2019
A person you can go to for just about anything. He will always keep your back clean. All though he will work from the shadows, and no one will be sure where he is. But keep in mind he will be there.
Wow did that dude just do a Lennart? I mean he was over there and things happend over here. Strange huh
Lennart by Ryan1982123 February 28, 2009
Lennart is an ambitious guy, very charming and an absolute sweetie but would rather be called kind and compassionate. His trademark is his positivity, Lennart is such a positive guy! He is a bit of a street gangsta but has poor taste in films. He also really loves cross eyed boobs, they make him very happy and productive.
Wow that guys is such a Lennart!(positive)
Lennart by tippany October 12, 2020

lennart bladh 

A very sexy YouTuber from Gotland, Sweden, known from his nice positions.
Lennart Bladh: Hi, my name's Lennart Bladh
lennart bladh by LassLassBot August 2, 2017