Blue Lagoon Syndrome 

Based on the 1980 movie "The Blue Lagoon".

The ability of any two people to fall in love when there is no one else available.

Also the ability of the only person in a group of a certain gender to become the object of desire for the rest.

See also: proximity infatuation

A: "So how did you two get married?"
B: "Completely Blue Lagoon Syndrome. We were stranded in an elevator together over Christmas Break, so it was inevitable."

A: "I don't get it, everybody at work thinks Suzi is such a babe!"
B: "Dude, Suzi is the *only* female in your office, of course they think she's hot, it's Blue Lagoon Syndrome!"

Blue Lagoon Syndrome by Conrad Zero April 28, 2008

Lagoa Syndrome 

an incurable disease which causes a person to have the inability to keep something to ones self, a talker, blabber mouth
this person usually seems friendly nice and trustworthy, is very easy on the eye and uses this to their advantage.
this person will lure you in til you give them juicy gossip and secrets and tell you to your face over and over '' your secret is safe with me'' or ''don't worry i wont tell anyone''
this person is also the type of person once you sleep with them or have any type of sexual contact with them as soon as they leave they will pick up their phone n tell your business to the next person.
CAUTION: when dealing with these types of people it can be heartbreaking, embarrassing, upsetting, and reputation breaking

ANY PERSON SUFFERING FROM lagoa syndrome IS NOT MARRIAGE, BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND, OR UNDERCOVER bedbuddy MATERIAL ... IT WILL BACKFIRE IN YOUR FACE

No secret is safe with any person who suffers from Lagoa Syndrome.

my all time crush and i finally hooked up and the very next day everyone knew about it... i think he suffers from lagoa syndrome!

heart breaking , lagoa , syndrome bed buddy disease undefined bed buddie

Lagoa Syndrome by scorncadet July 1, 2011

Lagos Syndrome 

After an intense amount of enjoyment, the inability to return to school, work or any forms of a regular life

Temi: After detty December I couldn't even get out of bed

Sally: I think you've got Lagos syndrome

Lagos Syndrome by inLoveWithTheKOKO January 2, 2020

lagoon spoon 

Getting head while driving a airboat

See if the Lagoon spoon is coming we're going fishing

lagoon spoon by papaski November 21, 2016

The Lagoon School 

Terror, sweat, trauma, pain, blood, tears. This is a catholic all-girls school in Satan's new and improved version of hell called Nigeria. This hell chamber was made to torture innocent, growing girls and it has done exactly that.

Girl 1: Did you graduate from The Lagoon School last year?
Girl 2: Yes o!
Girl 1: No wonder you had such a glow-up. That school is terrible!
Girl 2: Yes o my sister.

The Lagoon School by Angrylagoonalumni March 20, 2023

Ligon Middle School 

Ligon, although other wrong definitions may say otherwise, started as an all black school during segregation. its still diverse. it is located in the inner city and is the ghettoest middle school ever. shooting dont happen, though one person got flashed walking outside, and people have gotten knives pulled on them. carnage was not the all black school, it was ligon. ligon is the best school ever.

man, Ligon Middle School is so ghetto.

Ligon Middle School by darkmaster300 June 13, 2013

Soy lago

What Mclaren Formula One driver, Lando Norris said when he found out that his teammate, Carlos Sainz was moving to another team, Ferrari.

Soy lago is Spanish for "I am lake"

This represents how Norris was sad or in tears when he found out about the driver change.

Crofty: Sebastian Vettel has just spun into the gravel!
F1 fans: Soy lago.

Soy lago by Sharl Leg December 21, 2020