Krasikstan 

A small dispirited nation controlled by a series of semi nocturnal burrowing dictators. They're main export is soviet stocks(weapons, Uranium, etc.)

In Krasikstan tanks are cheaper than cars or,

My buddy got IED'd in Krasikstan.

Krasikstan by Olauff October 26, 2011

Krapistan 

Noun A word used to refer to any and all middle eastern or central asian countries. Comes from adding an altered spelling of crap to "istan"

"We might have our problems here in the U.S. of A.; But I'm sure glad I don't live in Krapistan!"

Krapistan by PCL January 29, 2005

Krakstank

When someone smells like a ton of donkey shit!

Hello my good sir, I deduce that you have done a rushtee, therefore i must concur that you are rather Krakstank!

Krakstank by Papa Gheee December 2, 2018

Kasiastan 

n., country (Eastern Europe) slang for the nation of Poland, where Kasia is the name of 1/3 of the population. Also, the mystical realm of any Kasia's vagina.

Go back to Kasiastan!

Dude, I just got some bomb ass Kasiastan.

Kasiastan by DrOxford December 14, 2010

Khasakstani crack pipe

The act of inserting a tube into a mans rectum and then defecating in it, after this the man will then smoke crack out of it and shout "Fuck kata ka long kaba bha" or fuck that is good in english

"Last night me and garret ripped a khasakstani crack pipe, it was amazing"

Khasakstani crack pipe by jsmith33334 April 28, 2025