Koufaffle 

Koufaffle means that something is a mess or looks crazy.

What's wrong with your hair it looks like a Koufaffle?

Koufaffle by Cocoakells October 6, 2010

Kokwaffle 

Derogatory; Someone who's personality traits are so appalling, they have Dick-like qualities, to the extent of which I hate waffles.

Did you hear about what that dude did to his wife? He's such a F***ing Kokwaffle.

Kokwaffle by PurePenance February 2, 2010

kerfaffle 

To fall on your face.

I was walkin and tripped on a cored and totally kerfaffled

kerfaffle by khsmile4 August 6, 2011

Kaffaffled 

To be so completely cooked that the most simple of tasks completely confuse oneself or to be so shocked by anothers lack of brain cells or common sense you end up in a kaffaffed state.

It's day 9 and cand remember if this is my house or what my name is I'm completely Kaffaffled

Kaffaffled by Sircooksyaalot November 5, 2021