Kill Monkeys

1) To play video football, esp. when without gaming talent

2) To play any video football game, e.g. EA Sports College Football 2012, with the strategy of pressing as many buttons as possible, in a random manner, once the play develops.

A) After a hard day at work, Leroy went home, had some scotch, and Killed some Monkeys for an hour or two. He then felt much better.

B) Brian went online to find someone to Kill Monkeys with, but his internet was down. So he had to play the computer.

Kill Monkeys by Ungabunga Jesus December 18, 2011

Monkey Kill 

Monkey Kill - verb - To kill a person in the manner that a monkey/chimpanzee would kill a person; i.e. ripping a face off, biting off digits, and removing a person's genitalia forcibly and in a most rude manner, and then throwing feces on the victim.

That guy who found his daughter naked in the pervert's living-room should have monkey killed that son of a bitch on the spot.

Monkey Kill by Dougie Dougster August 20, 2011