Kidneyfuck 

When you have a one night stand with someone, steal their kidneys, and leave before they notice.

Oh dude I totally kidneyfucked Jan last night, now I got 200 grand in my pocket

Dude my ex totally kidneyfucked me last night, now I can’t donate my kidney to my dying son!

Kidneyfuck by Gong gong December 20, 2019

Kinderfuck 

A significant mess or situation beyond repair that happened at the hands of a toddler or young child.

Dude, my kid Got into my record collection last night and now it's a total kinderfuck.

Kinderfuck by DJ Bee July 21, 2016