Kemuri

A introverted/extroverted grey cat who likes to adorn himself in hoodies. Typically doesn’t like human contact with unknown people.

Person: “Should I go meet Kemuri?”
Other Person: “That’s probably not a good idea, he doesn’t like meeting new people.”

Kemuri by TheHoodedCat December 28, 2019

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Kerurin

Modern God of Laziness. Can be used as an insult towards lazy people.

"Son, you have to get up or you'll be Kerurin's successor."

Kerurin by Aergius June 21, 2021

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Related Words

Kemuri • Kemarion • kemauri • keyuri • Kemari • kemaurion • keurig • Kamuri • keauria • Kemaria

Keurig Spatter

a violent shit, or poop, that resembles both the sound made by a keurig when dispensing coffee, and the viscosity of the fluid exiting the keurig machine.

it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm

it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.

After eating 20 small candies that I later found out were laxatives, I keurig spattered all over the toilet.

Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!

Keurig Spatter by Tight guy man Jones October 5, 2011