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Doing A Keetan 

Doing something only a person like Bin Laden, Hitler, Scooby-Doo and Joker would do in a situation where no context was given or indeed necessary for the situation.
Shremlock - Man that dude pulled his cock out of nowhere
MemerOfTime- He went for it. Now that is Doing A Keetan.
Doing A Keetan by MamoMaMia April 3, 2022
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Reverse Kegstand 

Just like a regular kegstand, except the spout is inserted into the anus as onlookers chant the number of seconds the participant can withstand the ice-cold beer entering his/her rectum.
Q: Why does this beer taste like ass?

A: The spout was in Johnnie's ass.

Q: Reverse kegstand?

A: Yes.
Reverse Kegstand by ALARM-DMMR August 20, 2010
A common party activity in which two people hold another person's feet while the person's hands hold onto the keg. Another person holds the tap in their mouth until they give the signal to stop, and everyone else counts. The object of this activity is to chug beer from the keg upside down for as long as possible.
Colin Powell: "Mr. President, I strongly suggest you look at these files reporting a possible imminent terrorist threat on American soil."
W: "Uh, just a second, I'm in the middle of some important business. All right, Dick, get my left foot...Laura, get my right foot, and Jenna, you get the tap. I'm gonna suck this baby dry! Woo-wee!"
Janet Reno (opens the door): (in a low, bellowing voice) "Did somebody say 'kegstands'? Let me at it!"
kegstand by Nick D August 30, 2004

Emo Kegstand 

1)A kegstand done by someone who listens to 'emo' music while the people holding him/her up sing emo music.

2)A kegstand that lasts for two seconds, usually followed by the kegstander crying afterwards
1)Josh is such an emokid. We all sang 'Screaming Infidelities' while he was doing a kegstand. It was an Emo Kegstand!

2)Gmiter is such a pussy, he can only do Emo Kegstands.
Emo Kegstand by Josh December 4, 2004
She is a smart, beautiful and talented girl. Everyone wants to be her friend. She is sweet and understanding. She was born to be a leader. A Keertan is very rare so you are lucky to know her!
Person 1: The new girl is so smart and pretty
Person 2: Oh, she is a Keertan
Keertan by cool person1245 December 23, 2019

kestanoons 

slang for testicles,balls,nuts,onions etc
She's got me by the kestanoons
kestanoons by GOONY GOO GOO March 6, 2005