Keefered

when you always have to pay for things for your richest friend.

Lunch dinner beers

Ex. You order breakfast together “hey I forgot my wallet, so thanks” (as they walk away and get in their brand new car and you’re stuck with the bill and a bus pass)

Man you just got keefered

Keefered by Keefering July 29, 2018

keetered 

BOTH drunk and stoned.

"Man, we were drunk last night, but you were totally stoned too." "Yeah, dude. I was pretty keetered."

keetered by SwingBatter October 12, 2009

keffered 

The art of grabbing a ram sheep by the horns and the scrotum with both hands, and tossing like a sack of potatoes.

You'd better watch out son, you're about to get keffered.

keffered by alsonotherbert April 6, 2017

Keenered

When you recieve bad news via text message. Often done to avoid a conversation.cowardly

Lastnight I was going to meet a friend for some drinks. Then at the last minute I was keenered

Keenered by Phunkmaster P. October 28, 2009