Jyzzics 

The science that deals with the energy, motion, and force of jizz

Billy was trying to let everyone know that if push on the vein on your pant cylinder really hard right when you are about to blow a load you could shoot it further and harder. We told him we didn't need a jyzzics lesson right now.

Jyzzics by Buckojeff April 24, 2011

jizzics 

Jesus + Physics = Jizzics

When Jesus walked on water he didn't defy the law of physics he obeyed the law of jizzics.

jizzics by polish penitrator October 19, 2010