Joom

After yorkums took Jonny from Jack, he was filled with great grief and anger. He felt a great hatred for yorkums and sought to defeat it and find a way to revive Jonny. On one of his many journeys, he found himself before the great Filler God who offered him the chance to resurrect Jonny...but at a price. The Filler God forged a Forever Contract and had Jack sign it in blood. Jack, ignorantly, signed the contract without questioning the deity. The Filler God then revealed that it was all a ruse and that he had no intention of reviving Jonny at all. Instead, he intended to take Jack out of the picture for some unrevealed reason. Jack, desperately, asked the Filler God to show him mercy. The Filler God, in some sick, demented form of pity, turned Jack into a computer science teacher and forced him to teach high school students under the name Joom.

Jack: "Please show me mercy oh great Filler God!"
Filler God: "The only mercy you shall see is as the Joom."

Joom by emkay1 April 24, 2021

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Joom or joomes means a young man or jit that isn't smooth or gets no play.

"man Tommy your a joom.

joom by slick_blick January 4, 2023

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Joom

Champion, Winner, World-Class, Prestige, Top Dog, The Best

Marino and Kai were part of the 2009 joom squad, as they trampled noobs all day everyday.

Joom by Professor WIN November 7, 2009

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Joom

A level of love that reaches higher than all other forms of love in existence, it is the deepest, most pure, and most true form of love. It is only meant to be said in soft warm tones, and commonly followed by a kiss.

I think I may joom her

Joom by TheBoss6099 February 19, 2015