Jonastoned 

Coined by: Kathy Huynh

1. Stoned off of the Jonas Brothers.
2. Addicted to the Jo' Bros.
3. OJD'ed over the limit.

I'm Jonastoned.

Jonastoned by kathy[: October 11, 2008

Johnstoned 

ADJECTIVE

Originally a Gaelic disparagement of the Johnstone (MacIain Clan) family. It's now used (primarily in Eastern Rural Canada) when factual statements are debated against by means of lies, inaccuracies and total nonsense.

I told Dave that his favorite team was going to lose tonight. He argued that because the barometric pressure was higher than normal for a Spring time game it would be to his teams advantage. He was clearly Johnstoned.

Johnstoned by Burkilonious May 6, 2013

Johnstoned 

When something is burnt. Originating from when employees at restaurants burn their food.

Wow that food looks Johnstoned.
Is Ryan working tonight because that’s Johnstoned.

Johnstoned by TomPake November 5, 2017