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Joker Mouth 

A name given to some with a smiliar mouth to that of 'The Joker' from the Dark Knight
Batman: "See that Gotham citizen he had a 'Joker Mouth'

Robin: "HAHA batman good one"
Joker Mouth by DION-88- March 1, 2010

An exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. 

A humorous joke to be told to your closest acquaintances, should you get bored.
Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.

I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.

mother joner 

Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.
I just mopped the whole dining room...I'm tireder than a "mother joner"
mother joner by Mark J-Rok December 24, 2008

"mother joner" 

Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.
I just mopped the whole dining room...I'm tireder than a "mother joner"