Jesus-ical 

approaching, but not quite equal to the awesomeness of Jesus.

Man, you guys don't even know. Harbor Branch was Jesus-ical.

Jesus-ical by Merriam Webster's Dictionary December 20, 2007

Jessical Badio 

A large, hairy version of Satan. Has a massive forehead and poor eyesight. Known for its condescending tone and affinity for making school students feeling tortured and miserable.

My teacher is like a Jessical Badio

Jessical Badio by hater1383839 December 7, 2023