Skip to main content

jesus button 

The clitoris of a very religious woman, typically of the "Bible-thumping" variety.
Q: "What's wrong with Sue Ellen? She seems so tense."
A: "You know she and Billy have been having problems - I don't think he's tickled her jesus button lately."

Q: "Do you think Miriam and Seth are having an affair? They seem awfully close."
A: "I doubt it - there's no way Seth's activated her jesus button!"
jesus button by Nicholas W June 29, 2007