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Jebidiah 

A stupid piece of shit guy who needs to wrapped his cummins around a pole because of karma and doesn't know how to treat a lady. He is also known as asshole and a fucking drunk and also a man whore
Wow that guy wrapped his truck around a pole because he is drunk and tried to miss a deer. Must be a jebidiah
Jebidiah by Fuckoff April 16, 2017

dirty jebidiah 

When you shit on an Amish person and lick it off then puke it in their mouth.
Damn that was an awesome dirty Jebidiah.

Jebediah Kerman 

Jebediah Kerman is the centerpiece of the religion known as 'Kerbalism.'
Josh: heil jebediah kerman
Clyde: amen
Jebediah Kerman by I. Hate. Life. November 2, 2020

Merry Jebediah 

The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with an Amish female in the back of a buggy. If done correctly, the male receives a hand-crafted headboard and barn-raising party from the female's father following a successful Merry Jebediah.
"Brother, after volleyball at the Yoder's, I totally pulled off of 283 and Merry Jebediah'd Sarah on the way to the stables.
Merry Jebediah by Billy_Budd March 25, 2022

super jebediah 

wow did you hear that super jebediah last night, it damn near woke up the whole block!
super jebediah by nigger hater April 13, 2005

Big Jebediah Doinks 

It's where you use the penis like a butter churn to make butter (only legal to do in the Amish)
Yeah bro i'm headed to Paradise to get my Big Jebediah DOINKS on!
Big Jebediah Doinks by Anne Oldman December 18, 2021