Japilepsy 

When your eyes turn Japanese from squinting when someone turns on a bright light in a dark room

I was trying to sleep on the couch when my roomate flicked on the lights, I woke up and went straight into Japilepsy bro.

Japilepsy by TH3-ST3V July 17, 2011

napilepsy 

A disease consisting of frequent, acute bouts of sleeping, snoozing, or napping, often at inappropriate times (driving, working, in the middle of the day...). Napiliepsy has no cure.

Napileptic: of or pertaining to napilepsy.

It is always difficult for me to drive somewhere. Around 30 minutes into the trip, I have a napileptic fit.

We were extremely late to dinner because of our napilepsy

napilepsy by valpalas December 25, 2010

jeppilepsy 

A state of epilepsy that occurs in the early hours of the morning where jarpedd (aka big poppa, heaviest cap, jaaarpppinittttt) inhales copious amount of nitrous oxide and begins to display symptoms of someone with disabilities.

“Omg! Jedd just had an jeppilepsy espisode, did you see that???”

jeppilepsy by Heaviest caption December 17, 2022