Jailfit 

The appearance of looking ripped as hell like youve been working out in jail for six months.

Dude that guy looks jailfit as fuck, i wonder if he killed somebody.

Jailfit by Surfsupnj May 24, 2015

Jailitis 

When a prisoner, while on his way to jail/at jail, all of sudden has 'difficulty breathing', 'extremely high blood pressure' or some other form of bogus medical condition. The prisoner by law must be taken to a comfortable hospital bed with free food to by cleared medically. This can often take hours - thus avoiding a cold cement cell a period of time.

"I was a block away from the jail when my prisoner got a case of 'jailitis'. I was stuck sitting at the hospital with him for 4 hours.

Jailitis by moneyman123 June 30, 2010

Jailfie 

A photo taken of a friend while they are being arrested.

I took a jailfie of my friend Mike while he was being arrested for public drunkeness. It's hilarious!

Jailfie by El Torito August 5, 2014

jailfingers

When you use your fingers to get the best bunk in jail

I’ll drop jailfingers on the the neighbors

jailfingers by Jail finger November 13, 2023