Skip to main content

Surprise pussy jack-attack

When you're pleasuring yourself under the covers, and your feline friend playfully attacks your moving hand, thereby totally ruining the mood.
Last night I was { jacking off},and just as I was getting ready to {cum}, Fluffy pulled a Surprise pussy jack-attack and totally broke my rhythm.

Pussy Faced Jack 

A man named jack, who has a pussy face. white trash long greasy blonde hair. Shower Bi-weekly; offen smelly like a rotten pussy. Plus his face is so terribly un kept hairy mess that it looks like an amish pussy. Go Fuck Your Self Jack.
Who was that? Oh its just pussy faced jack, he wants to come over. Tell him to go fuck himself.

Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

jackspussystretcher 

jacks favorite gc is jackspussystretcher
jackspussystretcher by darlinavery November 11, 2020

Jackussy 

Jack's Pussy.
Annah is totally gonna shove a didlo up his Jackussy.