Italian Guy 

A guy who has an extremely distant relative from Italy. This leads the man to beleive that he is in the mafia.

Did you see that "Italian Guy" in the sweat suit and gold chain? What a tool.

Italian Guy by mrshosey May 16, 2009

Italian Guy 

An asshole

Kelly: Did you date that Italian guy?

Me: Yeah he was an asshole

Italian Guy by Jkhey December 10, 2015

Italian Guy 

A greasy, slick-haired hairy mother fucker who wears way too much cologne and has a large gold chain

"Did you see the greasy hair on that Italian guy?"

Italian Guy by 11250 December 18, 2008

italian mobster guy 

once-freshman, now-sophomore who is the leader of the mobster gang at school; although he was small and once average weight, he still had the most power in that circle of people; some people are concerned, however, because lately he has gotten taller and lost some weight, thus making him look rather manorexic; also known as Ali Harbey Oswald

Ah, look! It's Italian Mobster Guy! Geez, he's so manorexic these days. I'm concerned because he's lost so much weight over the summer. You should be too.

italian mobster guy by El_Scorcho September 18, 2004