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Intesticide 

Intesticide is the gaseous chemical appetite-suppressant vapor that one stores in their alimentary tract and quietly applies to a room full of unsuspecting people while cropdusting.

A combination of the words pesticide and intestines

Synonymous with the noun form of the verb fart
Dude, I just cropdusted some Monsanto level intesticide in the boss's office while he was on a business call, there was no escape for him, he had to just tough it out. He *probably* has cancer now, but his office is termite free for the moment, they won't be hungry for a while, I guarantee that.

Boss's face:
📞(ಥ_ಥ) 🔫
Intesticide by human_wrench August 11, 2016
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Insecticide 

An unfortunate act conducted by a bug or insect who just can't deal with the pressures of life anymore
The deleted alternate ending to "A Bug's Life" was a mass insecticide led by the morbidly obese caterpillar... It was pretty badass

Intesticles 

When you wreck your balls so hard that they smash into your intestines forming the new body part, the intesticles.
"This patient has severe testicular trauma, we will perform the intesticle separation surgery immediately."

"Dude I fell off my bike pedals and smashed my balls on the fame. Not only did I shred my taint, but my intesticles are still cramping from it"
Intesticles by Hustlerkb September 30, 2013

incesticide 

incest- sexual intercourse between people within the same family.

suffix- icide- to get rid of. (e.g., pesticide)

a kick ass nirvana album.
incesticide is one of the best nirvana albums.
incesticide by dead is grunge April 25, 2004

Integricide 

(v) A mashup of "integrity" and "suicide" meaning 'to assassinate one's own character and credibility through an exposed pattern of deceit, deception, prevarication, equivocation and any and every other terminology that can be linked to dishonesty.'
Man 1: "The governmedia committed integricide years ago but, for some reason, most people still listen to them. Go figure."

Woman 1: "It amazes me that people still vote because there hasn't been a single politician who hasn't publicly committed integricide in decades."

Woman 2: "I know! All the politicians, the knews media, the military; it's like they're all in a mass integricide pact!"

Intellicide 

Death of information. (Intel-: intelligence, information. -cide: act of killing.)
We live in an Age of Intellicide.
Intellicide by Josh Rohlfing January 2, 2005

Intestitude 

The attitude you develop with stomach flu, usually associated with Explosive Diarhea.
Don't talk to Drea today, he's still sick and now has Intestitude.

I'm sorry you're sick, but I don't need your intestitude today.

Drea's explosive diarhea is giving him intestitude.
Intestitude by BadmoonSue March 25, 2008