Horse Dike 

One who rides horses and also happens to be a dike. Often found covered in horse fecal matter and or mud. One who wears jeans and boots most often thinks they are really cool.

That damn horse dike just cut me off in her truck. Silly boys, trucks are for girls.

Horse Dike by Urban+CowboY February 6, 2012

House of Dike

use to describe independent lesbian polygamist households of four or more women. who as a group kidnap a male, breed and then eat him.

that house of dike did mark last weekend, poor mark.

House of Dike by Dud Dudlee September 12, 2023

Horselike 

Similar to a horse; Similar to that of a horse; as, a horselike head

"That bitch is horselike"

Horselike by Savage GM February 4, 2010

Horsedisease 

When a person is freakishly obsessed with horses that it causes them to loose focus on the real world. These people are known to have braided hair and wear cowboy boots when they are clearly not around horses. And they are socially akward.

Girl #1: Why is Heather crying?
Girl #2: Because the horse got shot in the movie...
Girl #1: The guy riding the horse died also!...
Girl #2: She doesn't care about humans...only horses!
Girl #1: Does she have Horsedisease?!?!?
Girl #2: hmmm well shes wearing cowboy boots to school...Oh and she has her hair braided! and she happens to be the most akward person ive ever met...So yeah she must have Horsedisease!
Girl #1: I hear you can't cure that...

Horsedisease by ParrotLuver January 23, 2011