Holy Fuck Ton 

More that a crap ton and a shit ton. the greatest amount.

That elaphant weighs a Holy Fuck Ton more than that dog.

Holy Fuck Ton by 777tobi March 21, 2009

holyfuckton

A holyfuckton is a number of anything so high that it has to deemed as holy and have the word fuck put in it for good measure.

i.e. An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckingshiton

My neighbor has a holyfuckton of porn magazines in his garage.

holyfuckton by J3 August 11, 2004