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Hillshire 

/hɪl-ˈʃʌɪə/

Noun
1. one's bicep, tricep or collective arm after a vigorous arm workout while muscles are hypertrophic. Derived from the sausage brand Hillshire Farms due to likeness of one's arms to grilled sausage ready to burst.

Verb
1. having swole arms immediately following an intense arm workout.
n. Bro, check out these Hillshires. I really got it in on arm day.

v. I'm Hillshiring so bad I can barely bend my arm.
Hillshire by @L3X 3G@N June 10, 2014

hellshit 

What comes out of your ass after a bout of a hot sauce-covered taco eating contest chased with whole Jalapenos.
mIRC chatter1: Oh my GAWD! I took the nastiest hellshit after a hot sauce-covered taco eating contest! My ass was on FIRE!!

mIRC chatter2: Dude, I'm surprised you didn't burn a hole in your pants >_>
hellshit by Neoluigi December 7, 2006

Hillshired 

The act of jackhammering a vagina with a short chubby penis sometimes repeatidly.
She really got hillshired lastnight.
Hillshired by Dpbro February 22, 2017

HillShimmy 

To dance and vibrate with glee, à la Hillary Clinton during her first debate with Donald Trump. Hillshimmying is best done with a broad smile and a big brain.
Instead of slapping him across the face with her microphone, the candidate let the orange cumsplat sniffle squawk yet another interruption and she contained her potentially explosive laughter by hillshimmying at the podium. shimmy, hillary clinton, manterrupt, election, grab them by the pussy
HillShimmy by Veruca Salted October 9, 2016

Top of the Hill Shit 

Items or "Stuff" that are let out, generally with a rag-tag sign reading "free", on a hill top. Items usually offered contain, moon dishes, tiny stuff animals, pocket sized cook books and other non-valuable trinkets.

Hillshing 

Or HLSHing. Stands for Hitting Low, Scoring High. This happens when one (H)its on a (L)ow rated or not-so-pretty girl and (S)cores (H)igh by having sex with that girl.
1) Noun. -Hillsher
2) Verb. -to Hillsh
1) Boy 1: DAMN! His girlfriend is hella hurt!

Boy 2: Nah, he's just being a hillsher.

2) Boy 1: That kid dates ugly girls too much, he's probably hillshing all of them.